Alexis Walton

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
When I was a kid, quite some time ago,
I'd fake sick so I could watch my favorite shows.
School House Rock
gave us good songs, but I was all about that game show sound.
Grabbed my Barbies and dressed them up right
just like the letter turning Vanna White.

[PRE-CHORUS]
The coolest pyramid wasn't found in Egypt, Dick Clark
made sure of that.
Did Richard Dawson's kissin' cause families to spat?

[CHORUS]
Gimme Alex Trebek and some Jeopardy,
Pressin' My Luck to see Peter, not the Whammy!
Chuck and his 2 and 2 be right back atcha
Gene Rayburn and celebs trying to match ya
Bob Eubanks with cards call em' high and low
Some Wink and the dragon on Tic Tac Dough
Of course I need my Bob Barker and the big wheel
Showcase Showdowns are a big deal
Someday I'll be on tv,
And I'm going to be a Barker's Beauty

[Bridge]
[Hand claps, drum kicks]
Now the big wheel’s just my bills piling high
No showcase showdown, just the 9-to-5
I feel like the Cliffhanger yodel guy [background yodeling] going over the edge
Always landing on the Lose a Turn wedge
Just take me back to knee socks, and a TV glow
[Build up]
Take me back, take me back, I don’t wanna let go!!
So...

[CHORUS]
[Acapella with hand claps]
Gimme Alex Trebek and some Jeopardy,
Pressin' luck to see Peter. Go away Whammy!
Chuck and his 2 and 2 be right back atcha
Gene Rayburn and celebs trying to match ya
Bob Eubanks with cards call em' high and low
Some Wink and the dragon on Tic Tac Dough
Of course I need my Bob Barker and the big wheel
Showcase Showdowns are a big deal
Someday I'll be on tv,
And I'm going to be a Barker's Beauty

Now, I don't know if I'll make it on tv
And I might not be a Barkers Beauty,
But thank you game shows for all the memories.

[Outro]
[SPOKEN]
Hey Bob! We got our dog spayed!
My mom got dad neutered!
Grandma! Stop yelling at the TV, they can’t hear your answers!
[Yodeling]